Want Some Humor? Watch a typical Game Day Thread

If you ever need a little humor….just tune in to a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

• “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
• “Terrible call.”
• “Dak is terrible”
• “Get ____ out of there”.
• “This offense is a joke.”
• “We get called for holding for that?”
• “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)

(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)

• “Great call.”
• “Where was that on the last drive?”
• “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
• “Just run the ball.”
• “Just pass the ball”
• “Dak still sucks.”

(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)

• “This defense is NOT elite”
• “Can’t stop anything”
• Parsons needs to play safety”
• “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
• “Refs just ignoring holding.”
• “Fire Quinn”
• “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)

(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)

• “Doomsday is back.”
• “This defense IS elite.”
• “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
• “Parsons for President.”
• “Quinn is a genius.”

(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)

• “Terrible call.”
• “Playcalling kills us again”.
• “Run the ball!”
• “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
• “Pass the ball!”
• “Moore trying to get cute”.

(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)

• “Great call”
• “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
• “That play works every time”
• “Dak still sucks”.

(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)

• “Refs screwing us as always”.
• “Finally…we get a call”.
• “We cannot let them score here.”
• “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
• “If they score here it’s over.”
• “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
• “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
• “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
• “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
• “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”

Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.